Extreme Weezils - Disclaimer and Related Stuff

CAUTION: Contents of this website - www.extremeweezils.com - is for recreational use only and are extremely ferrety. If caught driving while reading the Extreme Weezils' web pages, it is a Class D Misdemeanor [d is for DOOK] and you may be charged with D.W.W. [Driving While WEEZILIZED.] Please, don't DOOK and drive.

This website and all contents contained at this web address is COPYWRITTEN to Extreme Weezils and their webmaster. Just don't use any of our stuff without permission. Really, we're quite nice and will be glad to share our stuff with you as long as you ask us.
Our Ferrets Know about ALL kinds of DIRT!
All materials presented within, without, herein, and everywhere else on this website cannot be used, abused, copied, reproduced, thought of in a not nice manner, looked at in a menacing way, or otherwise knicked without written consent from the Extreme Weezils and their human webmaster.

Any and all inquiries, requests, comments, criticism, offers for obscenely large sums of money to said webmaster as a gift, snide remarks, and any other correspondence, as long as it is interesting, can be sent directly to me via our FEEDBACK PAGE.

The Extreme Weezils and their resident humans are NOT veterinary professionals and do NOT even play one on television. This website is NOT to replace, enhance, augment, contradict, or otherwise affect in any way advice given to you by a trained, licensed, vet professional.

References used that SOME of our information is loosely based on: "Ferrets for Dummies" by Kim Schilling; "Biology and Diseases of the Ferret, Second Edition" by James G. Fox; Ferrets Magazine

Again, any and all information presented here and by any links listed by our pages is not a replacement for advice or information received from a licensed, trained veterinarian professional.

If reading the information presented in this website, including and especially viewing the ferret photos contained herein, and you decide to adopt a ferret or more we CANNOT be held responsible. However, we don't blame you, as ferrets are irresistible to any human with an animal loving soul.... but don't say we tried not to warn you!

WARNING: Viewing of this website, the Extreme Weezils' and it's contents, may cause excessive feelings of fuzziness, overwhelming desires to smile, and compulsion to hug a fuzzy or two. Contents are fuzzier than they appear. Not for internal use. May use as needed, and as often as desired. Not tested on animals, just about them. Weezil tested, weezil approved. Ingredients are not necessarily listed in order of appearance. Ferret movies may cause sudden outbreaks of laughter.