 The Extreme Weezils invite you to GET WEEZILIZED! 
Can you feel it? It is all around you .... What does it mean to Get WEEZILIZED? How do you know if you HAVE been or already ARE WEEZILIZED? When you turn on your computer, do you automatically fire up your web browser and head straight for the Extreme Weezil Cam - the Extreme Weezils' Ferret Cam? Did your company's IT division ban our web address, www.extremeweezils.com, from company use because you watch it all day?
 Presenting the brand new 100% WEEZILIZED button ... Get one for YOUR web page - see additional buttons as follows ...Do you have a compulsion to take as many photos of your ferrets as your bank account and / or your significant other will tolerate?
 Alternate version of the Extreme Weezils' You've been WEEZILIZED button ... Collect them ALLDo you find the same complusion to locate and look at as many ferret pictures as possible, no matter how many you have seen already?
 Raven invites you to Get WEEZILIZED in this version of our latest button designs ...Do you lose yourself for hours, and sometimes even days, both creating new and looking for exsisting ferret graphics, stories, and game ideas?
Do you find yourself adding your own ferret-related lyrics to song melodies, like, "Put your hands in the air like ya just don't care You're a FERRET! You're a FERRET!" [referring to the way ferrets lay on their backs with their various feet up in the air, like they are playing dead .... They throw their feetz in the AIR like they just don't CARE! ... ] or instead of 'Do The Twist' you sing 'Do The DOOK' ... If any of the above sounds familiar, you have been WEEZILIZED! Of course, the final test to see if you actually have been such lies here, at the Extreme Weezils site ...  ... and the ultimate in Weezilization goes to myself, for making up Show Tunes having to do with ferrets - and I'm a total rock and roller!All you have to do is check out the Extreme Weezils' site [which you are current doing, else you would not be reading this...] then CONTACT US and let us know what you think! Request an exclusive Extreme Weezils' "You have been WEEZILIZED" icon to be emailed to you, then place on your site with a link to us! WARNING: Getting WEEZILIZED may cause feelings of being overwhelmed by cuteness, irresistible urges to hug a fuzzy, and impulsive return trips to www.extremeweezils.com regularly, along with impulsive usage of words like "dook" and "wardance" in everyday conversation.
[for additional words in the WEEZILIZED category refer to the Fert Wordz Glossary] |
You Know You Are Owned By Ferrets .... by the Extreme Weezils  ferret poop and pee no longer affect your appetite or even bothers you in the slightest
you find yourself saying, "Smell? WHAT smell?"
anything that seems to be missing from the place it was last placed down is automatically assumed to have been stolen by a ferret unless proven otherwise
each trip to the grocery store you purchase a twelve pack of pocket-sized tissue packs [Sasha, Bear, and Blitz can't get enough of 'em!]
no matter where you go, the most obvious thought is, "I wonder if the ferrets would like that."
you use Ferret Wordz like dook, wardance, etc. in everyday conversations, even with people that don't HAVE ferrets [my favorite phrase in this case is 'Silly Weasel']
all vacations, days off, even day to day activities are planned almost entirely around the ferrets' sleep/wake cycle or schedule
before you even have your television or stereo set up in your brand new house, you must first assemble Weezil Cam and put the comptuers together
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